How to Hide a Fleshlight

How to Hide a Fleshlight?

Fleshlights are a fantastic tool to get you through these dark and lonely days.

However, the one drawback of a Fleshlight is that it isn’t the most discrete-looking toy out there. With its anatomically correct, skin-colored opening at one end, there is little to no ambiguity as to what a Fleshlights intended use is.

For most of us, having an adult sex gadget is perfectly natural, normal, and nothing to be ashamed of.

That being said, for people who reside with their parents or in a complicated flat-share situation, having your Fleshlight proudly out in plain view for all to see might lead to some difficult questions.

Luckily there are loads of options for excellent hiding places for those who want to keep their Fleshlight secret which we’ll delve deeper into below.

It would help if you kept in mind when looking for the best Fleshlight concealing spot, however, that it should ideally have steady airflow throughout it to keep away mold and mildew.

If you don’t want to bother with hiding, try to make your first cornstarch Fleshlight.

Important considerations to make when hiding a Fleshlight

One of the most critical aspects of sleeve ownership is effective cleaning and drying after every use. Without doing this correctly, mold can develop on the inside, leading to some seriously nasty situations.

As mold develops in dark, sealed-off places, it’s always recommended that you store your male sex toys somewhere with a steady flow of air and a good amount of natural light.

This isn’t always possible – especially for those who live with their parents – but to make things easier for you, I’ve put together a list of the best places to put your sex toys safely.

The best places to hide your sex toys

Underwear drawer

As a classic spot for anything you want out-of-sight, the underwater drawer is always a go-to choice of hiding place for Fleshlights.

It’s not the most original spot to choose and can potentially backfire if your parents still do your laundry, but if you’re looking for a fast and easy out of sight, out-of-mind type spot, the underwear drawer is as good a place to start as any.

Inside a book

For those who live with nosy parents or roommates and can’t take the path of least resistance, another option for an extra discrete case is to carve out the inside of a book.

Think of it as your Shawwank Redemption bible.

This may seem a bit excessive and will take some time, but if you are willing to put in the effort, you will reap the rewards in the form of a discrete spot that only you will ever be aware of.

Under the bed

Another classic place for storing things left unseen is under the bed, with the old board games, used tissues, and monsters.

However, as mentioned before, mold and mildew breed in dark spaces that don’t get any sunlight (such as under a bed), so this may not be the best idea if you are looking to keep your masturbator in close-to-new condition.

Another problem with keeping things under the bed is that it’s pretty lazy and is almost always the first place someone will look. If you’re hiding your sleeve purely in the same of civility, I’d say go for it – but if you are trying to avoid detection, under the bed probably isn’t the best idea.

Laptop case

If you have an old laptop case or similar, this is another go-to choice for concealing Fleshlights. It is rare that someone has the time or effort to rummage through old boxes searching for contraband, so a laptop case is ideal for quick and easy storage.

However, one potential issue with using a laptop case is a lack of steady, clean airflow, which could result in mold or mildew forming within your sex toy.

Old storage boxes and bags

Another option along a similar line to a laptop holder is an old storage box or bags.

People are rarely suspicious of nondescript old and boring-looking boxes, so there is a good chance of Fleshlights going undetected if you put them in an old storage box.

If you do choose to go down this route, I’d advise that you use a box or bag that is slightly out-of-reach or higher up within a cupboard – that way, anyone nosy will be less inclined to make an effort to find out what is a probably-empty box.


Most people keep shoe boxes lying around their house, either under their bed or tucked away in a wardrobe somewhere. Given their commonplace and unsuspecting appearance, a shoe-box is a definite tried-and-tested way of quickly and effectively hiding anything you instead was kept out of sight.

Gym bag

Finally, the gym bag.

Similar to the option of using old storage boxes, gym bags act as effectively hidden homes for sex toys as they are very bland and unassuming to look at. After all, nobody wants to snoop through a gym bag that is more likely to contain old socks than hidden treasures.

The only problem that I could see arising from keeping a Fleshlight in your gym bag would be when (if ever) the bag gets used for its intended purpose.

There is nothing worse than being ‘kindly’ asked to leave a gym because you’ve accidentally brought a sex toy, trust me, so when you decide to get some exercise in try make sure that a change of clothes and a towel is all your carrying at the time…

How to hide your Fleshlight while it’s drying

As mentioned, the drying stage is one of the essential parts of maintaining any Fleshlight.

In an ideal world, you should be able to separate your sleeve into its various parts and leave them in the open to dry, but as you’ll know, this isn’t always possible, so there may be some call for getting a bit creative.

One of the best ways of doing this is to dismantle an old computer case and use it to store the separate parts of the device overnight.

Computer cases work brilliantly for this purpose as they are built to encourage airflow, and – providing you position it correctly – it is perfectly possible to lay out all the components of a masturbator in a way that won’t draw any unwanted attention or interest.

The most discreet Fleshlight models

If you still haven’t decided which Fleshlight to buy, we have a comprehensive table of the top 10 fleshlight. And here are the most discreet ones:

Fleshlight Go

The Fleshlight Go is the compact-sized version of the original model.

As a more petite version of the original Fleshlight, the Go measures approximately 7″ in size but is otherwise identical to the Classic – featuring a patented Superskin sleeve that is molded into the shape of a realistic vagina or butt.

Featuring a single-handed grip, these lightweight and discrete-looking masturbators are perfect for anyone who wants a dependable and durable masturbator that packs a load into a small package.

Fleshlight Pilot

fleshlight pilot texture

Another discrete and compact model ideal for those who want a toy they can easily keep secret is the Fleshlight Pilot.

Aerodynamically designed for the masturbator on the move, the Pilot – like all Fleshlights – features an internal sleeve made from patented SuperSkin material that feels identical to the real thing.

It differs from traditional Fleshlights; however, it is its sleek and compact shape that is big enough to bring you waves of satisfaction but small enough that it is easy to hide from anyone you don’t want to see it.

Fleshlight Quickshot

Fleshlight Quickshot Review

The Fleshlight Quickshot is another excellent discrete adult toy for those who want an easy-to-hide toy to get them through these dark and lonely days.

Measuring exactly half the size of a classic Fleshlight, the Quickshot features an unobstructed existing point at either side of it, made from realistic-feeling SuperSkin TPE.

The Quickshot is by far one of the most discrete and easy to store devices that Fleshlight offers. It can be great for supplementary stimulation for couples or endurance and stamina training for solo artists.

Fleshlight Fleshskins

For people who want a discrete sex toy on a budget, I’d recommend the Fleshlight Fleshskins.

These are the first sleeve-only toy from Fleshlight, feature secure finger grips for optimal control, and the same skin-soft SuperSkin plastic that Fleshlights are famous for.

Flshskin toys are one of the most compact-sized and discrete models that Fleshlight has put out, and as they do not feature an external casing, one size does fit all.

If you are looking for a cheap and easy sex gadget that you can hide in almost any sized bag or storage space, I would thoroughly recommend giving the Fleshskin a ride.

Fleshlight Sex in a Can

Another option that lets you keep your sex toys in plain sight is the Fleshlight Sex in a Can.

As the name suggests, these discrete masturbators work in a similar way to the classic fleshlight – in that, a soft SuperSkin sleeve is encased in a plastic casing – only the case is shaped to look like a typical can of beer.

Featuring two unscrewable caps – one at the front to expose the insert orifice and one at the back to control airflow and tightness – these discrete sex toys let you keep your sleeve in a closet or cupboard without worrying about attracting any unwanted looks.

Unless, of course, you live with an overly thirsty roommate who isn’t opposed to the occasional free beer – in which case I’d recommend storing it close to hand.

Final thoughts

Whatever you end up choosing as your sex toy’s resting place, my one piece of advice would be not to overthink things too much.

While having your mom or grandma find a plastic vagina isn’t ideal, it’s also not the worst thing in the world.

Sex is perfectly natural, and anyone who is overly freaked out by it needs to reevaluate their perspective rather than yours. If someone wants to find something, the chances are they will – so the best spots are those which are out-of-sight, without looking like you’ve gone to extreme lengths to conceal them.